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Jane

(Erin Jordan and The Whiskey Romance)
September, 2008
Erin Jorda
Jane parks with all the boys out on make out hill
Jane parks with all the boys - now all the boys are ill

Jane hemmed her skirt too high - too high above the knee
She smokes in the ladies room and cheats on spelling beas
Mother said I can not play with Jane anymore
Mother went and changed the locks and then she changed the door

She is not a nice girl - she'll never never be
Play with Lynn or Mary Lou - play with Chastity
She is not nice girl - she'll never never be
Play with Lynn or Mary Lou - play with Chastity

You won't get into college, son, if you go with Jane
Harvard will reject you, son, and Yale will do the same
Gonherea, Syphilis, Clamydia, the clap
Don't let Jane kiss your cheek or sit down on your lap